WHY DON’T YOU? #198
Don’t worry, y’all, I didn’t die or get kidnapped or follow my dreams and runaway to become a Romanian hay farmer. I have been insanely busy lately with college and work — and living my best life in...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #200
Monday: Why don’t you check yourself before you wreck yourself and never EVER tell me what to do? I’m a grown adult. I don’t need idiotic advice no matter how well intended it might be. My apologies,...
View ArticleTHINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #237
LOVE: Boy de Chanel: Dear and beloved readers, I don’t know if I have the strength required to tell this tale. It’s a doozy. I have a video that would do all the talking for me, but Jessica staunchly...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #203
Monday: Why don’t you make a big batch of cookie dough and freeze it to gorge on later? When I get home from work, I’m going to make some peanut butter-chocolate chip cookies. I haven’t baked in a...
View ArticleTHINGS I LOVED/HATED THIS WEEK #240
LOVE: Jiffy Lube: I bet y’all never expected me to write anything about cars. Well, I’m about to shock you! I’m shocking myself, if I’m being honest. I can’t change oil. I can’t change a tire. I can...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #214
Monday: Why don’t you find a cheap way to improve things that infuriate you? I am not a fan of my basement. Calling it a basement is honestly a stretch. It’s more of a cavern. Literally, it was dug by...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #217
Monday:Why don’t you evaluate your life and see what habits you could improve upon or add to make the quotidian tasks of the day more pleasant? Maybe you eat too much or drink too much or drive too...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #221
Monday: Why don’t you turn into somebody you never dreamed you’d become and start doing meal prep? I can barely work up the energy to get up in the morning let alone pack up a lunch, so I’ve taken to...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #224
Monday: Why don’t you, if you’re healthy and able and have the desire, explore the cultural riches that are being provided for free online during this bizarre moment? I am appalled at the government’s...
View ArticleWHY DON’T YOU? #225
Monday: Why don’t you make a quarantine resolution? It’s like a New Year’s Resolution except that it doesn’t come with the misery of lasting for the entirety of a year. At least it shouldn’t if we’re...
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